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theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

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Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

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Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

(via falling-leads-to-flying)

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

(Source: hailrian, via tell-me-a-new-lie)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via tell-me-a-new-lie)